Know The Truth About Money: Some Interesting Facts

MONEY   It can buy a house But not a home It can buy a clock But not time It can buy you a position But not respect It can buy you a bed But not sleep  It can buy you a book   But not knowledge It can buy you medicine But not health It can buy a you a heart transplant But not true love It can buy you blood  But not life  So you see money isn't everythingAnd it often causes pain and sufferingI tell you this because I am your friendAnd as your friend I want toTake away your pain and suffering!!So Send me all your moneyAnd I will suffer...

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Stupid Questions With Smart Answers

BoY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something:...

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Fun With Words

Can you imagine that you can play even with words? Yes, you can. Here are three such ways in which you can do so. Read the instructions and do as directed. SpoonerismInterchanging of the sound of two words while speaking is called spoonerism. For example, instead of saying ease my tears, you can say tease my ears. This game is named after its inventor William spooner. Here are some famous spoonerisms.  SpoonerismA half-wormed fishOur showing leopardHags flungTons of SoilBlushing crowActual PhraseA half-formed wishOur loving ShepherdFlags hungSons of toilCrushing Flow AnagramAn anagram is made by reordering the letters of another words or phrases. For example, the words admirer and married have same letters rearranged. Some more examples are:  WordsSadderDiseaseEarthParentalListenAnagramDreadsSeasideHeartPaternalSilent OxymoronThe...

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