Know The Truth About Money: Some Interesting Facts

MONEY

 

 

It can buy a house

 

But not a home

 

It can buy a clock

 

But not time

 

It can buy you a position

 

But not respect

 

It can buy you a bed

 

But not sleep

 

It can buy you a book

 

 

 But not knowledge

 

It can buy you medicine

 

But not health

 

It can buy a you a heart

 

transplant

 

But not true love

 

It can buy you blood

 

 

But not life

 

So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please! 
After all, what are friends

 

for.

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Stupid Questions With Smart Answers

BoY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.


WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".


Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

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Fun With Words

Can you imagine that you can play even with words? Yes, you can. Here are three such ways in which you can do so. Read the instructions and do as directed.

 

Spoonerism

Interchanging of the sound of two words while speaking is called spoonerism. For example, instead of saying ease my tears, you can say tease my ears. This game is named after its inventor William spooner. Here are some famous spoonerisms.

 

Spoonerism A half-wormed fish Our showing leopard Hags flung Tons of Soil Blushing crow

Actual Phrase A half-formed wish Our loving Shepherd Flags hung Sons of toil Crushing Flow

Anagram

An anagram is made by reordering the letters of another words or phrases. For example, the words admirer and married have same letters rearranged. Some more examples are:

 

Words Sadder Disease Earth Parental Listen

Anagram Dreads Seaside Heart Paternal Silent

Oxymoron

The combination of two opposite words in a phrase is called oxymoron. When two opposite things are put together, it is called oxymoron. For example, pretty ugly and seriously funny. Some more oxymoron are:

 

Word Tragic Virtual Soft Found Extinct Original

Oxymoron Tragic comedy Virtual reality Soft rock Found missing Life extinct Original copy

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